What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?